Have you ever:

10. Gotten injured WATCHING hockey: i smacked my head on a wall at capital one once, and i think that’s the funniest, but i frequently living room celly and i’ve had my fair share of spills, lmao :’)

11. Cried because of a game: most recently, i cried like a bitch after the leafs lost game seven this year, but the most powerful one i can remember was when the pens won in 2016 and i was like 15 and BAWLING my eyes out. I think my mom still has video

12. Cried because of a goal: not super often, but I have, for sure. jake’s goal in the last period of the cup winning game in 2017 still one hit KOs me even if when see it much later :’)